Adventure #47 Revival
It's a new day and new attitude and a new computer! My Mac is finally back! I sit here as the fall weather is back as well, I am thinking about about the many happenings that have taken place in our time lost. My meatball had a birthday, he is officially two now. I have lost a few pounds. About four hundred to be exact of useless friends that were weighing me down. Bru however has gained weight and gained about 100,000 fleas. If you started to scratch welcome to my world. Itch, itch. Scratch on my face, then on my knee.. oops a tickle at my neck. Ahh. I am full of itches. I have tried everything on the shelf. Scrubs, lotions, sprays, potions, powders, bombs and flea collars. He has had bathes, dips, ear cleansers and sprays. Last night, I think I have finally had enough! I had three glasses of wine and still could not stop SCRATCHING. What's funny is we were both scratching. I was trying to drift off into a bliss as I started to envision "The infestation" covering me. It taking hold of me and my new p.j.'s like a cocoon and running for their nest! Are these things as strong as ants? Can they join forces and actually enclose on my pup and me? We would be lost forever as their hosts slaves? So, I reluctantly left my bed and headed to the couch. Once again I curled up to yet another horror movie and downed another glass of wine. My itchy and scratchy partner followed me and curled up behind my legs. It's 4 am. I am wide awake and so are the FLEAS!!!!!! I begin to watch the original Invasion of the Body Snatchers and I realise: My story depicts a duplicate version. I have been invaded my fleas. The are invaders and are devoid of any emotion or individuality. They move quickly and are unforgiving of attacks. They are here! Any thoughts? Any Suggestions? We are here on Prospect Street. Me, Brutus and the Fleas! Send Help! S.O.S (Save Our Scratching) LISTEN TO ME BEFORE IT'S TOO LATE!!!!!!!!
http://www.imdb.com/rg/s/4/video/screenplay/vi3014131993/
Try Cedarcide - all natural and works on way more than fleas. Smells good too.
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