Bru's Top Ten

Adventure #71 Rules To Live By

Brutus is sitting here and doesn't understand why I look so confused? So, being a "guy" and a "fixer" its time to just make everything clear, he has given me two lists to live by. One For Girls and One For Boys. Everything will be decided now based on these lists. If the girl doesn't fit into this list? Get Rid of her and quickly. (same goes for the boys.) Here Goes. Thanks Brutus!

Boys: Red Flags, Warning Signs and Gut Instincts 

1. Dont Let Her Talk Down To You... Ever.

2. Make Sure She Takes Care of Herself... Who Wants To Kiss a Girl That barely shaves, doesn't brush her teeth or never works out?

3. Make Sure She Says Thank You. Even Its Something Small. She can Never say it enough.

4. Cross Your Fingers She Is A Giver. (in all ways.)

5. She has to know how to make the perfect 20 minute dinner. After a long day, do u really wanna do anything? A Comfort Filled Dinner and a Little Sports Center Never hurt anyone!

6. Make sure she is not cheering for your team, or drinking your drink just cause you do. The Girl at this point should already know who she is. If you cant tell.. go through her closet.  If She has a Ohio State Sweatshirt, a pair of Gators Boxers, a Yankees Hat and a Red Sox's Thong.... Most Likely This Girl Doesn't Have a clue!

7. She Must Love Animals

8. Never, Ever Does She Pee In front of you!

9. She Doesn't go through your drawers, emails, Facebook or mobile! EVER!

10. Out in Public You Have NO Worry That She is Not With YOU! 

Girls: Red Flags, Warning Signs and Gut Instincts 

1. He Opens Car Doors.

2. He Listens.

3. He Offers Up His last Bite.

4. He Helps You off The couch, onto a boat and Into The Car.

5. He Must Love Animals.

6. He wants To find an answer when there is an arguement. Real Couples and Real Adults Find a Resolution and Want To Make Things Right!

7. He Likes to teach you things and doesn't get frustrated when you don't

do that well. Come on there is nothing Hotter then seeing his face when you do throw that perfect spiral!

8. He Likes Your Girlie panties, heartbreak movies and fluffy blanket. You even caught him singing on  your ipod, playlist titled: My Pinkie PMS Playlist.

9. He's not a baby. He's not a Girl. He's confident and manly. He knows who he is and he is not scared to Show It All to You!

10. Out in Public You Have NO Worry That HE is Not With YOU! 

The last few weeks have been a ferris wheel of emotions. I am putting them all to rest and remembering there are plenty of other rides and I Gotta a lot more tickets!

* song..... Call It What You Want! check it out below!

Yeah we're locked up in ideas 
We like to label everything 
Well I'm just gonna do here what I gotta do here 
'Cause I gotta keep myself free 
You're ducking and moving just to hide your bruises from all your enemies 
And I'm in the crossfire dodging bullets from your expectancies 

We've got nothing to lose 
You better run and hide 
Yeah you've crossed the line 
I've got a knife behind my back (just sayin') 
We've got nothing to prove 
Your social guides give you swollen eyes 
But what I've got can't be bought so you can just....