Adventure #10 "To The Rescue!"
If you know me at all which some of my readers do very well, I hate being bothered or rushed when I trying to get out the door. I have a routine as with most things in my life and I like structure at least at home. I have no idea how I could ever live with anyone else. Wonder how I made room for my new roommate Brutus. He is a pig. I constantly am re-picking up his basket full of toys, whipping his face or the drool under it. My life is constant. I woke up one day and actually said, "Why is my whole life Have TA?" I have ta do laundry, I have ta pick up dog poop. Well, my "Have Ta," that day was actually a fun one. I have ta get cute to go to Tampa! O.K. I deal with that one. I do not know what my dogs obsession with watching me get ready is? He love my soap, he loves the smell of my makeup and he loves my brush. (see adventure # 1.) If this were a man he would be the most attentive and enduring kind that there is: but he's not. So I am wedged up on my sink where I like to sit putting on eyeshadow and I hear the most unfamiliar sound. I always have music on in the house and on the ipod that day was a live version of Bob Marley circa 1979. The exact song was "Sun is Shining!" I open the bathroom door (which I slammed on his face earlier cause he was humping my leg) so I could see what the Hell was going on! There he was my manly bulldog head straight up, ears back howling at the ceiling! I wanted to run and find the camera but on that day, I sat on the bathroom tile and laughed my freaking ass off! I don't know if its was the high pitched keyboard notes or just the pure ghost of Bob Marley?! Though, My English bully that day exuded soul like a true dread lock Rastafarian! I was ready to run out and buy him a yellow, red and green bandanas! I was ready to light him up a smoke! I know you guys think I am crazy but I tested it. I played some Jack Johnson and I got nothing! So, I went back to the exact same
song and once again, the howling! Yep, it's settle my dog is awesome. My dog is cultural.
My dog might be Bob Marley?
Good work D, pics are great.
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