A Little Reminder... Clean as you Go! I am single we all know that. I live with a messy bulldog. He is single also. Even being by ourselves, we sure do have a messy house. Its old but charming and hard to keep. After every beach day, dog park excursion and drunken bar run, we both somehow end up bringing the junk back with us. Empty cups, dirt, sand, clothes strewn about the living room. Who would wanna ever visit? Last week, I had a scary movie party for Halloween and the place post morning looked like a fraternity bomb of drunks and lost souls roamed my halls. There was a lovely popcorn fight, followed by a hurricane of broken glass. There was also a mysterious concoction of plastic eyeballs, candy corn, vodka soaked raspberries and leftover hobo stew that engulfed my 1960 kitchen drain. I grew up with no dishwasher and sadly have never graduated to a state of the art kitchen disposal. I am half drunk and half hungover as me and the beast tackle what is left of our home. He is on popcorn duty and his sniff and chomp tactic, is doing surprisingly well. I am on beer stain and stink removal followed by an exciting act of De-cob webbing and spider confetti hunt. There was also the lovely in my, I absolutely love Halloween and Scary Movie Adrenaline Rush of "LETS SPLATTER THE ENTIRE BATHROOM SHOWER WITH FAKE CRUSTED ON BLOOD AND CLOG THE DRAIN WITH EVEN MORE BLOOD THAT TAKES OVER MY LIFE AND FORCES ME TO SHOWER FOR THE NEXT TWO WEEKS WITH ALFRED HITCHCOCK HIMSELF!!!" What was I thinking???? It's November 8th and I am still cleaning. I don't blame anyone but me. I hope everyone had a good time. I am just hoping that Bru and I get this old place picked up before Thanksgiving. Tasks for Today... #1 Buy Post Its #2 Write on Post Its #3 Buy Live Turkey for Thanksgiving #4 Learn How To Slay Turkey Without Making a Mess!
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We all had a great time, have no doubt.
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